In the spirit of the day...

[arib]

Roses are red/ violets are blue/
All of my base/ are belong to you!

and

Roses are red/ violets are blue/
Badger Badger Badger/ Mushroom Mushroom!

Comments

[sicklipstick.livejournal.com]

we have a coffee mug of that: all your base are belong to us. haha

[rosefox]

Roses are R
Violets are B
Because I don't have you
My envy is G!

[arib.livejournal.com]

and the oh, so inaccurate:

"Roses are reddish, violets are bluish, if it wasn't for Christmas, y'all would be Jewish."

Manages to make me smile.

[debka-notion.livejournal.com]

And a sequel:
"Roses are reddish, violets are bluish, if they didn't taste lousy, I'd eat them at kiddush."

[bluepapercup]

Roses are yellow, violets are purple, I'd make you my valentine, but you look like Urkel.

;P

I despise myself sometimes

[cristovau.livejournal.com]

Roses are red, violence is too.
Cut flowers are dead. Call the police!


Roses are red, but might have a thorn.
I love you lots, almost more than porn.


Roses are red, at least on my block,
I love my sweetie, like Kirk loves his Spock.

Revised

[griffen.livejournal.com]

Roses are red
And on Valentine's Day
For you my hed
Iz pastede on yay

Re: Revised

[arib.livejournal.com]

I'm *so* glad I didn't get this e-mail at work, my laughing would've freaked out my officemate. :-)

Re: Revised

[griffen.livejournal.com]

My work here is done. *G*

Re: I despise myself sometimes

[hfcougar.livejournal.com]

My ex Brendan once sent me the following poem for Valentine's Day:

Roses are red
I like Spaghetti-Os.
Now what in the world
Rhymes with fellatio?

Re: Revised

[femakita.livejournal.com]

*SPLORT*

Re: Revised

[griffen.livejournal.com]

Ah, a bonus! *G*

[griffen.livejournal.com]

Hey, take a look here:

http://www.boomspeed.com/ecthelion/lj/allmybase.gif