In the spirit of the day...

[arib]

Roses are red/ violets are blue/
All of my base/ are belong to you!

and

Roses are red/ violets are blue/
Badger Badger Badger/ Mushroom Mushroom!

Comments

[arib.livejournal.com]

and the oh, so inaccurate:

"Roses are reddish, violets are bluish, if it wasn't for Christmas, y'all would be Jewish."

Manages to make me smile.

[debka-notion.livejournal.com]

And a sequel:
"Roses are reddish, violets are bluish, if they didn't taste lousy, I'd eat them at kiddush."