In the spirit of the day...

[arib]

Roses are red/ violets are blue/
All of my base/ are belong to you!

and

Roses are red/ violets are blue/
Badger Badger Badger/ Mushroom Mushroom!

Comments

I despise myself sometimes

[cristovau.livejournal.com]

Roses are red, violence is too.
Cut flowers are dead. Call the police!


Roses are red, but might have a thorn.
I love you lots, almost more than porn.


Roses are red, at least on my block,
I love my sweetie, like Kirk loves his Spock.

Re: I despise myself sometimes

[hfcougar.livejournal.com]

My ex Brendan once sent me the following poem for Valentine's Day:

Roses are red
I like Spaghetti-Os.
Now what in the world
Rhymes with fellatio?