In the spirit of the day...

[arib]

Roses are red/ violets are blue/
All of my base/ are belong to you!

and

Roses are red/ violets are blue/
Badger Badger Badger/ Mushroom Mushroom!

Comments

[bluepapercup]

Roses are yellow, violets are purple, I'd make you my valentine, but you look like Urkel.

;P