sitting in class...

[arib]

Prof: "What were the two principles that Freud thought were the basis behind all human behavior?"

(class sits quietly, crickets chirp)

Prof: "Anyone."

(I raise my hand)

Me: "Sex n' death!"

(class laughs like I'm crazy)

Prof: "exactly!"

(entire class gives me a look that says "HUH?!")

hee!