After voting today...
Nov. 5th, 2002 01:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
aribI feel obliged to paraphrase Warren Ellis' character, Spider Jerusalem.
"You want to know about voting. I'm here to tell you about voting. Imagine you're locked in a huge underground nightclub filled with sinners, freaks and unnameable things that rape pit bulls for fun, and you ain't allowed out until you all vote on what you're going to do tonight.
You like to put your feet up and watch "Enterprise," they like to beat the crap out of normal people with knives, guns, and branding irons.
So, you vote for television and everyone else, as far as your eyes can see, votes to fuck you up with switchblades.
That's voting.
You're welcome.
"You want to know about voting. I'm here to tell you about voting. Imagine you're locked in a huge underground nightclub filled with sinners, freaks and unnameable things that rape pit bulls for fun, and you ain't allowed out until you all vote on what you're going to do tonight.
You like to put your feet up and watch "Enterprise," they like to beat the crap out of normal people with knives, guns, and branding irons.
So, you vote for television and everyone else, as far as your eyes can see, votes to fuck you up with switchblades.
That's voting.
You're welcome.