Sometimes, we talk like this...

[arib]

(Ari has just finished unwrapping and setting up a new toy for his desk at work. It makes a noise.)

Aliza: Is that a sonic screwdriver? Why are you sonicking the bed?

Ari: No, the sonic screwdriver is at work. This is a laser screwdriver, thank you very much.

Aliza: But who looks at a bed and thinks "this could be a little more laser?"

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[sorek.livejournal.com]

I've got about ten responses to this post.

Not gonna use any of them.