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[arib]

Seriously, if Pamela Anderson rates a Comedy Central Roast, so do I.

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[mabfan.livejournal.com]

Anderson has two things going for her that you don't. :-)

[arib.livejournal.com]

Failed marriages to Tommy Lee and Kid Rock?

[hfcougar.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more of "the left one and the right one", personally...

[ckd]

Or, as I noted during The World Is Not Enough's "sinking submarine full of water" bit, "Denise Richards was clearly cast for her two outstanding talents, which are particularly on display in this scene."

[(Anonymous)]

yes, but ... there's so much more to make fun of with her ;)

[arib.livejournal.com]

I guess so. :-)

(By the way, hi. Who's this?)

[monkeygod.livejournal.com]

sorry - i don't know why i was logged out and 'anonymous'. although that would be a fun LJ name ... :P

[goldsquare.livejournal.com]

Your boobies aren't so great.

[metahacker.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but he paid less for them.

[hfcougar.livejournal.com]

Why does everyone I know already know each other?

Oh, never mind...

[arib.livejournal.com]

Eventually, everyone will know everyone else. It's like a big social singularity.

[goldsquare.livejournal.com]

My charisma and sexual chemistry eventually drag everyone into my personal orbit.

Or, we have friends in common. Take your pick. :-)

[hfcougar.livejournal.com]

My charisma and sexual chemistry have evidently dragged you into my personal orbit. Sorry about that.

[goldsquare.livejournal.com]

::dazed look::

Did someone say something? I was staring at boobies.

[arib.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'm amused. :-)

[hfcougar.livejournal.com]

Never underestimate the power of boobies.

[goldsquare.livejournal.com]

powned by the boobies.

[arib.livejournal.com]

Gawd, for some reason this has triggered the "Behold the power of Cheese" commercial in the back of my head.

Awful.

[jaeai.livejournal.com]

What? Teh Intarweb has not produced "Behold the power of B3wbs" yet?

...googling the night away now.

[hfcougar.livejournal.com]

If you really wanted such an event held in your honor, I'm sure I could arrange something.