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[arib]

It's now midnight in England.

That means that children in England can now obtain copies of Half Blood Prince.

To mark the event, Why doesn't everyone join me in a round of non-spoiler-spoilers. Things that we don't know will happen, but can safely assume. For example:

Harry will probably ride a broom.



-Hermione will likely chide Ron and Harry for acting like twits, and wonder aloud if anyone's bothered to read "Hogwarts: A History" yet.

Comments

[greyman.livejournal.com]

Harry et al. will bend and/or break a number of Unbendable Rules, and get away with it because the Ends will Justify the Means.

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

And I think kingginger was the first child. . . .

[doeeyedbunny.livejournal.com]

Dumbledore will give another long ponderous explanation to Harry.

[gemstone31.livejournal.com]

year end exams will be cancelled, or harry will be excused from them for doing something that is far beyond the other students.

[ororo.livejournal.com]

Harry will get the results of his OWLS.

[(Anonymous)]

A new spell will be learned, which coincidentally turns out to be the key to defeating a specific problem at hand. This new spell will have no other useful applications, such that it can safely be ignored from then on.

[castorandpollux.livejournal.com]

Hermione shall remind Ron and/or Harry that Apparating on or off Hogwarts property is impossible!

[josette.livejournal.com]

Another time-travel sequence, just because it's nice and confusing.

[hfcougar.livejournal.com]

The book will not end in a massive orgy involving all Hogwarts instructors.

(Um, I hope not)