Are you not entertained?

[arib]

In a spinoff of an old post made here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/arib/306075.html I present the following challenge:

Sure you've met me, or read my LJ for a while. You might know me pretty well. Let's say an alternate "me" from a different universe turned up. What would he (or she, maybe) be like?

Be funny, be serious, be creative, whatever.

Have fun. :-)

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[thevortex.livejournal.com]

First comes the requisite female with sunglasses, the ability to dodge bullets, and a red lightsaber.

An alternate you is a monk in a neon pink robe that chews gum incessantly and wears enough jewlery to blind P. Diddy. He is currently on a sacred quest in attempt to find: the one person who liked "The Matrix: Revolutions," the reason why chewing gum loses its flavor on the bed post overnight, and a Jimi Hendrix look-alike that plays a mean kazoo. A man familiar with sixteen languages and the name of every person who had a cameo on any Star Trek series, he finds his religion within the pages of "Cosmopolitan" and thinks Douglas Adams is the Bob of the Universe.

Huzzah!

The Vortex