Someone needs to finish filking this...

[arib]

You must remember this, a bris is just a bris...

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[mactavish.livejournal.com]

That's better than, "a quiche is just a quiche, a pie is just a pie."

[sicklipstick.livejournal.com]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[luzmaria8.livejournal.com]

That's going to go thru my head all day now, since I've been invited to a Bris on Sunday.

FWIW, the next line might go...

A chai is just a chai.

[teacup9.livejournal.com]

"a chai is just a chai" is my favorite because I am so exasperated at the coffee houses menus listing the redundent "chai tea".

Only because you asked

[cristovau.livejournal.com]

You must remember this
A bris is just a bris,
the guy is still a guy.
Waive funny looking skin goodbye
Please don't ask why.

And when you make a stew
Please pray before you chew
Some rules you can't deny.
A blessing's not an old standby
Please don't ask why.

Mitzvahs and torahs
Never out of date.
Hearts full of passion
guilt and debate.
Woman needs man
And man must procreate
That no one can deny.

It's still the same old story
The knife is pretty gory
On this I cannot lie.
The chosen people must comply.
Please don't ask why.

Re: Only because you asked

[lizardling.livejournal.com]

*CACKLE*

Well ... maybe ...

[sailorjim.livejournal.com]

Hard to work with just a snippet, though.

Re: Well ... maybe ...

[greyman.livejournal.com]

And I thought *wait staff* hated to be stiffed on their tips...

[thevortex.livejournal.com]

But the shiddach that gets made there...

The Vortex