We're in the money...

[arib]

I'm worth $2,491,623.31! How much are you worth?

Comments

[bluepapercup]

I'm worth about half of what you are, arib. Wonder what it would look like if I went back and lied about my porn and drug habits?

[arib.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure about the questions they asked you, but some of the guy-related questions were pretty personal. :-)

[bluepapercup]

They wanted to know my cup size! for pete's sake, are they determining worth by weight!? I'm not a piece of airline baggage! *g*

[arib.livejournal.com]

You could say they also wanted my cup size, but for a different article of clothing. *grin*

[seborn.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised that, when I went back and raised my cup size a notch, my worth went down $44K.

[arib.livejournal.com]

larger breast size means increased likelihood of back problems, meaning a greater likelihood of lost worktime?

I have no clue. :-)

[bluepapercup]

nah, means you're more likely to be dragged into bed again by your partner(s), therefore making you late for work more often, therefore decreasing your worth.

just a thought.

[arib.livejournal.com]

Whatever works. :-)

On the other hand, changing the size of one's package doesn't really appreciably change your worth if you're a guy.

So, size really doesn't matter? :-)