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Here's the "seven deadly sins" meme. Shamelessly appropriated from browngirl.



ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with?

Probably the parents of one of the patients at work.

2. What is your weapon of choice?

Words. Barring that, either something long and pointy or scoped and rifley

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?

It’d depend on the reason, I think. “Stop that woman before she hurts someone” would probably require some hitting. “I’m angry at this person” would not.

4. How about of the same sex?

Same, really. For the record, aside from sibling rivalry related squabbles as a kid, I’ve never been in a fight in which I’ve had to throw a single punch. The one fight I was in ended when the instigator did me the favor of knocking himself out.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?

Oof. I’m not really sure.

6. What is your pet peeve?

Willful stupidity.

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?

Sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t. It’s very situational.

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?

Oof. Good question. I don’t daven as regularly as I’d like. I’m getting better.

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?

2PM, but I was working second shift at the time.

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?

Mikey, which makes things all the more bad.

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?

“I’ve got an appointment I can’t miss.”

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)?

Nope.

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?

I helped shlep stuff for Arisia. That counts.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?

None.

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?

Fresh Samanthas

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?

Light for chicken, dark for turkey.

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?

Two drinks, but only under the direction of a Soloveichik..

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?

Nope. No need.

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?

Only with other people taking issue with my being skinny.

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?

Depends.

7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"?

Not really, no.

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?

I’ve never really counted. Not very many.

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?

Probably around the same number.

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?

Staring at a guy’s crotch? Probably not, unless the normal conversation was dealing with a new pair of slacks or something.

4. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?

Eyes, followed by lips.

5. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?

No. Someone offered to sell me crack once, though.

6. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?

Had to? No.

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?

Four. One of which I use for occasional purchases, one of which is a check card linked to my ATM card, and two which are set aside for emergencies.

2. What's your guilty pleasure store?

Best Buy or Virgin Mega

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?

Pay off my parents’ mortgage, buy myself an apartment, give a chunk to charity, invest whatever’s left.

4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?

Rich.

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?

I don’t know how long I’d be able to keep the job, but yes.

6. Have you ever stolen anything?

Yes. A walnut out of the grocery store when I was seven. Being a good Jew, I felt guilty for ages.

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?

Several, but they’re all ripped from CDs that I own, so it’s legal.

PRIDE
1. What's one thing you've done that you're most proud of?

Most proud of? I’m not sure. I’m very proud of a lot of the stuff I accomplished this summer.

2. What's one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?

My most recent semester’s grades, I think.

3. What's one thing that you would like to accomplish in your life?

Reply hazy, ask again later.

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?

Only in romantic situations.

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?

I think so, but can’t remember details.

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?

No.

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?

Polished off a pile of paperwork, building up my credibility with a co-worker who doesn’t seem to like me much. (To be fair, I think it’s just how she comes across professionally)

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?

Apartments. Definitely apartments.

2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?

See above.

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?

Years ago I would’ve chosen my brother. Screw that. Now? Dunno.

4. Have you ever been cheated on?

Yup. Once. Not quite twice. Both a long time ago.

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?

I used to want a different nose, now I’d like a bit more hair.

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?

Patience.

7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?

No.

8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?

Can’t say as I have a favorite.