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Dad: (Walks into room and wakes me up) Ari, they've captured Saddam Hussein!
Ari: (Scrapes self out of bed, turns on radio, listens to the Beeb for a moment, then runs to living room, sees bearded Saddam...) ...and he looks like my old fifth grade teacher Rabbi Scheiner!
Ari: (Scrapes self out of bed, turns on radio, listens to the Beeb for a moment, then runs to living room, sees bearded Saddam...) ...and he looks like my old fifth grade teacher Rabbi Scheiner!
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No, he usually carried around hard candies, the blue peppermints that Brach's used to put out.
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