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[arib]

Dad: (Walks into room and wakes me up) Ari, they've captured Saddam Hussein!

Ari: (Scrapes self out of bed, turns on radio, listens to the Beeb for a moment, then runs to living room, sees bearded Saddam...) ...and he looks like my old fifth grade teacher Rabbi Scheiner!

Comments

[sarahgoose.livejournal.com]

i'l believe it's him when i see DNA samples and dental records.....

and even then i'll be wary.

[arib.livejournal.com]

They say they took DNA testing, which is one of the reasons they waited so long before announcing it.

*shrug*

I'll believe it when I see the war crimes tribunal.

[sarahgoose.livejournal.com]

i have a feeling i just won't believe it.

[arib.livejournal.com]

Why? General mistrust of the Shrub?

[sarahgoose.livejournal.com]

It just seemed to happen too fast I guess. And I've seen too many movies where just when you think you've got the villian, there's a poof of smoke and the war is still on.

[kylakae.livejournal.com]

Ohhh...and did he have the "weapons of mass disruption" in his back pocket? :-)

[arib.livejournal.com]

Rabbi Scheiner?

No, he usually carried around hard candies, the blue peppermints that Brach's used to put out.

[kylakae.livejournal.com]

Mmmm...I used to love those peppermints.

[beki.livejournal.com]

Ummm.. there was something your folks werent going to tell you about your former Rabbi..... :)

I am sooooo bad