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[arib]

Dad: (Walks into room and wakes me up) Ari, they've captured Saddam Hussein!

Ari: (Scrapes self out of bed, turns on radio, listens to the Beeb for a moment, then runs to living room, sees bearded Saddam...) ...and he looks like my old fifth grade teacher Rabbi Scheiner!

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[beki.livejournal.com]

Ummm.. there was something your folks werent going to tell you about your former Rabbi..... :)

I am sooooo bad