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[arib]

I need either:

a mug of cocoa and a short nap

or

a bottle of scotch and a small handgun.

Comments

[eleri.livejournal.com]

you have a mug of cocoa with a shot of scotch in it, use the handgun, and then go take a nap

[gnomi.livejournal.com]

I'm reminded of my favorite quote from "The Truth About Cats and Dogs":

Noelle: What's wrong, Abby?
Dr. Abby Barnes: Nothing that a rooftop and an AK-47 won't take care of.

Hope things get better...

Roit!

[dafydd.livejournal.com]

Place yer bets! Which way will Ari go?

Will he sleep it off, or will he shoot it off! Drop your dime here!

Which way will Ari go?!

Feh.

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

A small handgun? Go 10mm Glock!

[jennkitty.livejournal.com]

you could always tell them it was job stress. muhahahaha.

[kylakae.livejournal.com]

Wanna wrestle? Got jello? *giggle*

*snugglekisses*

[dandelion-diva.livejournal.com]

How about a cup of cocoa, a shot of scotch and a moment to rest your eyes? :)

Gessi, hoping it gets better.

[cellio]

Forget the gun (especially if it's a piddly little thing -- no drama in that at all). Apply the scotch to the cocoa. Nap optional.

I hope things are better soon!

scotch + cocoa......sounds good to me!

[sarahgoose.livejournal.com]

BUT if you are gonna go for it, do this first. saves time.

[hfcougar.livejournal.com]

No scotch, but I've got some Bushmills.