Dude

[arib]

I was filling out a purchase order at work when I noticed a checkbox on the form to indicate whether or not my purchase contained radioactive material.

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[sarahgoose.livejournal.com]

that's for human organs and shit.

when i had my gallbladder removed, i asked if i could keep the stones to make a necklace, and they told me they dispose of all human wastey products and stuff cuz it might be radioactive.

so, technically, we are all radioactive.

therefore, i ask, why the hell am i not flying with a cape???

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Technically, most every element is radioactive. Some just far, far, far more enerfetic about it.