i mean, living in israel qualifies most people. most.
i've missed a few bombs by a few inches/minutes/hours/total chance. my theory is that god, who is a cuntface is my book, is sparing my life so i can physically enjoy all the crap he puts me through.
the best part of being in this club is when you have your phone off cuz you feel crappy for no reason so you stay in bed all day and miss the huge explosion at a place you'd normally be and your friends go nuts from worry. like icing on the cake.
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*hugs you tightly*
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who was the shooter, by the way?
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The shooter was just some random guy, who'd just gotten out of jail on either parole or bail or somesuch.
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i mean, living in israel qualifies most people. most.
i've missed a few bombs by a few inches/minutes/hours/total chance. my theory is that god, who is a cuntface is my book, is sparing my life so i can physically enjoy all the crap he puts me through.
the best part of being in this club is when you have your phone off cuz you feel crappy for no reason so you stay in bed all day and miss the huge explosion at a place you'd normally be and your friends go nuts from worry. like icing on the cake.