Ganked....

[arib]

... from browngirl.

Happy V-day, everyone! :-)

"Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

David's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," David says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden?" his father asks in shock.

"Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

The father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride. "David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the crap out of him."

Comments

[rosefox]

For some reason this reminds me of the "I want a girl with the clap" joke (of which I am exceedingly fond, so if you don't know it, I'll be happy to tell it).

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[arib.livejournal.com]

Never heard of it, feel free to share...

[rosefox]

So an obviously rich, obviously twelve-year-old kid walks into the seediest whorehouse in town, goes right up to the front desk, and says, "I want a girl with the clap."
The woman at the desk stares at him. "Sonny, does your father know you're here?"
"How do you think I found out about this place? Anyway, I've got enough cash, and I know what I'm doing, and I want a girl with the clap."
"Okay, I guess we can arrange something--but why would you want to get the clap?"
"Well, when I leave here, I'll go home and have sex with the maid."
"Right."
"And then she'll have sex with Daddy."
"Right."
"And then he'll have sex with Mommy."
"Right."
"And then she'll have sex with the butler."
"Right."
"And then he'll have sex with the cook."
"Right."
"And then she'll have sex with the gardener."
"Right."
"And that's the bastard that killed my turtle."

On reflection, this one reminds me more of gridlore's "I want a horde of Mongols to invade Poland" joke. I'll have to tell it to him now.

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[arib.livejournal.com]

horde of Mongols joke?

The Horde of Mongols joke.

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

I've put it up in my journal

[rosefox]

He's posted it here.

[chaiya.livejournal.com]

Tell? Not sure if I've heard it or not.

[rosefox]

See above.

[browngirl.livejournal.com]

*laugh*

I'm glad you enjoyed it. :)