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[arib]

They say a penny won't get you far...

Of course, when my client stuck one into an electrical outlet today, he flew clear across the room.

So, I treat him for shock, call the nice ambulance-people, then call my boss.

Boss informs me that, as usual, self-injurious behavior is not tolerated.

So, I did what was required of me...

wait for it...

I grounded him.

Sorry, sorry. I thought it up this morning and couldn't resist. You can all peanut me now.

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[arib.livejournal.com]

The entire event was fictional, if it had actually happened, I wouldn't be nearly as flippant, but a good deal more cynical. If a cat wanted to perform such an action, he or she would require opposable thumbs. Also, since a cat is much smaller than a human being, the current would probably barbecue the poor beast.

So, while a reasonably intelligent cat could figure such a thing out, it would behoove him or her to refrain. :-)