I think I'm losing my mind...

[arib]

So, while at Arisia, there was a lot of conversation about the huge amounts of snowfall, and how the city was handling things poorly. One person commented, "When I lived in Moscow, they'd take the snow and dump it in the river."

My immediate reaction (thankfully in my head and not out loud) was, "In Soviet Russia, snow dumps *you* in river!"

Help.