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No use crying when it's spilled...
Alright, I've been a dad for almost six weeks now. I'm just gonna come right out and say it:
Lactation is weird.
I mean, I get it. We're mammals. Along with the body hair and live births, it's what we do.
It's just weird.
I guess it beats chewing up worms or looking for carrion, or stuffing pollen into storage sacks on my legs to turn into honey later on.
Lactation is weird.
I mean, I get it. We're mammals. Along with the body hair and live births, it's what we do.
It's just weird.
I guess it beats chewing up worms or looking for carrion, or stuffing pollen into storage sacks on my legs to turn into honey later on.