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[arib]

Try swapping "wand" with "wang."

http://www.livejournal.com/users/jwz/230575.html

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[hfcougar.livejournal.com]

Darn, I thought maybe someone had come out with new ones since http://www.bash.org/?111338 ...

(okay, so it's not that hard to do on your own)

[cheshyre]

At least 2 LJs have started collecting lists of quotes from HBP which can be misread in lewd and suggestive ways.

"There was no need to stick the wand in that hard," he said gruffly, clambering to his feet. "It hurt."