In odd news today:

[arib]

Dad shaved off his beard for the first time since before I was born. (weeeird)

I just microwaved my hand. (owie)

Comments

[rosefox]

You just... what? Aren't there safety interlocks to prevent that?

Your hand might never be able to have children!

[arib.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but not when you're trying to figure out why your microwave's making that humming noise...