No use crying when it's spilled...

Alright, I've been a dad for almost six weeks now. I'm just gonna come right out and say it:

Lactation is weird.

I mean, I get it. We're mammals. Along with the body hair and live births, it's what we do.

It's just weird.

I guess it beats chewing up worms or looking for carrion, or stuffing pollen into storage sacks on my legs to turn into honey later on.

No use crying when it's spilled...

Alright, I've been a dad for almost six weeks now. I'm just gonna come right out and say it:

Lactation is weird.

I mean, I get it. We're mammals. Along with the body hair and live births, it's what we do.

It's just weird.

I guess it beats chewing up worms or looking for carrion, or stuffing pollen into storage sacks on my legs to turn into honey later on.