What Ari wants...

Allegedly, the campaign season will come to an end in November with the presidential election.

The winner will make his victory speech, and the loser will make his concession speech.

Just once, I want the concession speech to be different. I don't want the same old platitudes about how we need to "come together as a nation now" and "work together to make the country great." I want the loser to come up to the microphone and say, "you morons didn't elect me, this country's fucked. I'm outta here!"

Y'know, just to alleviate the boredom.

What Ari wants...

Allegedly, the campaign season will come to an end in November with the presidential election.

The winner will make his victory speech, and the loser will make his concession speech.

Just once, I want the concession speech to be different. I don't want the same old platitudes about how we need to "come together as a nation now" and "work together to make the country great." I want the loser to come up to the microphone and say, "you morons didn't elect me, this country's fucked. I'm outta here!"

Y'know, just to alleviate the boredom.