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Friend asks me out of the blue:

"So Ari, how do you feel about your brother's engagement?"

To which I reply, quite honestly:

"I think it's great, I'm really happy for him."

"Oh, good. You're not jealous, I was pretty sure you would be."

Excuse me?

*fume*

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Friend asks me out of the blue:

"So Ari, how do you feel about your brother's engagement?"

To which I reply, quite honestly:

"I think it's great, I'm really happy for him."

"Oh, good. You're not jealous, I was pretty sure you would be."

Excuse me?

*fume*

Very meta.

First, I get annoyed at myself for "racially profiling" someone in my head.

Yhen, I get annoyed for being annoyed, since the behavior they were doing would be suspicious regardless of the person's background.

Very meta.

First, I get annoyed at myself for "racially profiling" someone in my head.

Yhen, I get annoyed for being annoyed, since the behavior they were doing would be suspicious regardless of the person's background.

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Three thirtysomething female staffers just exited the mailroom talking about how hot the UPS guy was, one of them thanking the other two for dragging her in to see him.

I felt mortified, really.

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Three thirtysomething female staffers just exited the mailroom talking about how hot the UPS guy was, one of them thanking the other two for dragging her in to see him.

I felt mortified, really.