Today at work, I got to say...

"If anyone sees an African-American male, heavyset, around 5'9" wearing a navy t-shirt, call security, he's escaped again, and they said he was heading this way..."

The last time I saw a room that full of shocked PhDs was when I told off a dean in front of some professors...

Today at work, I got to say...

"If anyone sees an African-American male, heavyset, around 5'9" wearing a navy t-shirt, call security, he's escaped again, and they said he was heading this way..."

The last time I saw a room that full of shocked PhDs was when I told off a dean in front of some professors...

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If there were any more Jews at work, we'd be able to convene a minyan.

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If there were any more Jews at work, we'd be able to convene a minyan.