(no subject)

Tomorrow's class will be the OB/GYN and childbirth class, along with an instructional video.

Tuesday will be the childbirth lab, complete with "realistic childbirth dummies" containing "realistic childbirth goop."

overheard...

"I'm gonna have a great time tonight, I'm gonna get drunk and go swimming!"

Can you say "Darwin Awards?"

overheard...

"I'm gonna have a great time tonight, I'm gonna get drunk and go swimming!"

Can you say "Darwin Awards?"

(no subject)

Tomorrow's class will be the OB/GYN and childbirth class, along with an instructional video.

Tuesday will be the childbirth lab, complete with "realistic childbirth dummies" containing "realistic childbirth goop."

overheard in class today...

(During our childbirth lecture.)

Student: "Can we encourage the mother to pull up her legs to delay labor?"

Teacher: "Pulling up your legs doesn't delay labor, it facilitates conception."

overheard in class today...

(During our childbirth lecture.)

Student: "Can we encourage the mother to pull up her legs to delay labor?"

Teacher: "Pulling up your legs doesn't delay labor, it facilitates conception."