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They say a penny won't get you far...
Of course, when my client stuck one into an electrical outlet today, he flew clear across the room.
So, I treat him for shock, call the nice ambulance-people, then call my boss.
Boss informs me that, as usual, self-injurious behavior is not tolerated.
So, I did what was required of me...
wait for it...
I grounded him.
Sorry, sorry. I thought it up this morning and couldn't resist. You can all peanut me now.
Of course, when my client stuck one into an electrical outlet today, he flew clear across the room.
So, I treat him for shock, call the nice ambulance-people, then call my boss.
Boss informs me that, as usual, self-injurious behavior is not tolerated.
So, I did what was required of me...
wait for it...
I grounded him.
Sorry, sorry. I thought it up this morning and couldn't resist. You can all peanut me now.
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(although, i did laugh at the first two lines.....but i just woke up as well, so i'm excused)