I remember back when i was working two jobs: the Mail order catalog and the Theatre job. the Mail ordering job wasn't a problem, it went "Thank you for calling (quick glance at caller ID) Yoga Zone/CWD/FAO Schwarz/L'Art De Vivre, howmayihelpyou?" the problem was when i'd go to my second job at Mill Mountain Theatre and answer it "ThankyouforcallingFAOSchwarzHowmayihelpyou?" or manage to halt that about "thankyouforcalling Mill Mountain Theatre!"
but i do remebmer answering the college dorm phone with "Deming Fine Arts Theatre. how may i help you" and finding a quick hangup in my ear.