Are you not entertained?

[arib]

In a spinoff of an old post made here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/arib/306075.html I present the following challenge:

Sure you've met me, or read my LJ for a while. You might know me pretty well. Let's say an alternate "me" from a different universe turned up. What would he (or she, maybe) be like?

Be funny, be serious, be creative, whatever.

Have fun. :-)