Ari, if I ever get to your neck of the woods, I'd love to play with this guy.

Tell me all about him, name, where he lives..

And I'll meet him at his door in my Men in Black outfit; and tell him on a flat meanacing voice "You talk too much. Stop speaking of the Global Masters, or you will vanish." Then leave.

Should get him to shut up at least.

Are you sure he isn't a client that just sat at a vacant desk one day?